"I have crabs"
Why does everyone automatically think that statement means i have crabs 'down there'?
Well, they're hermit crabs you dumb fishes! Yes, anyways, i have two hermit crabs. I think i'll name one eric jr. and the other one shall be named, suggested by lynn: "That other crab, that I supposedly dont have, but lynn knows otherwise" Yea, that has a nice ring to it.